Date & Time: Saturday, May 24 @ 2pm
Place: TBA
Cost: $6
Hares: Weekend Pass & Galactic Necrophiliac
Directions: TBA
The hash on-after will be a going away party for Ass-phyxiation at the home of Decapitation Infatuation & Blazing Beaver.
You can often find a hasher at Georges Southside (8905 Highland Road - corner of Highland and Staring) It's the unofficial Hash Pub. Good Drinks; good food.
We are an adult hash that runs once per month between November and April. We run twice per month between May and October. We gather an average pack of 15-20 hounds. Most of our trails are dead, with an occasional live trail. Trails never start on time, but thats no reason to be late. Typical hash fee of 5 dollars is observed. Often we drink and eat at some restaurant after circle/religion.
If you want to hare, please contact Pussy on a Rope. If you're from out of town and you want to hash, contact us and we'll have a 911 hash.
A personal opinion on how to lay trail.
Of course at a hash there are no rules so do with my advice as you please.
1st I’d like to talk about the hash marks; there is never any need to be skimpy on trail. Hashers are very unforgiving when they can not find flour. This is true for a dead or live hare.
2ndDon’t live hare unless you can run a 10min mile for 3 miles, and if you’re this slow you had best have some tricks up your sleeve.
3rdGuide lines for hiding flour, only hide flour at checks, check backs or for cleaver tricks. If you’re hashing along a straight line and the flour disappears because the hare all of a sudden decided to hide the hash, you're dumb ass going to drink.
4thNever hash a straight line for more than 6 min; it’s just boring. I don't care how slow or fast you're running. On the other hand, this does not apply to shiggy!
5thAs a hare I’ll, drink all night for to much shiggy, thorns, blood, etc… and I have.
6thHounds like to be on trail - false or true. There is a certain type of comfort when you’re on trail and you’re going the right way. You know you're going the right way because there is just so much flour on trail. Then bam in your face a false trail mark YBF, yeah , yeah…
7thHounds are pissed and the hare will drink. I believe you can fuck over the pack with a lot of flour and I often do.
8thThe hounds have a great time and the hare has to drink. That’s why I love hashing because in the end we get to drink, but we should drink for pissing off the pack for the right reason, like the hounds that bite every false trail. Or that 1.5 mile false trail that runs out in to the middle of no where just to look at a couch, hobo’s campfire, kids old tree house, or even a water fall. If you do run a false trail that far, it’s always a good idea to have a couple of cold ones for those who endure the long false. Or not…
Turtle
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